Take me away~

2008-02-27T18:15:00.003+08:00

Perception is an illusion...

I've come to find that love is probably the best murderer there is in the world. It slowly takes its time to consume you and to eat you inside out, leaving you an empty shell. Hollow and shallow.

And it just won't let go.

Sigh, where's a dog when u need one?

2008-02-14T21:43:00.000+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!

2008-02-08T23:07:00.001+08:00

The show never ever stops....

2008-02-06T12:49:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY YIFAN!~

Hope you enjoy your book! and ryan by no means paid for the voucher =_=

Sigh, CNY this year is going to be the worst one. I certainly know what YY's going through, not to have a family member by your side anymore is not an easy thing to accept.

P.S our dear physics teacher certainly needs to get a life for god's sake.

2008-02-04T22:02:00.000+08:00

hey all, my fren found smth so funny and i decided to poet this up

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

...and the ones that pass Super High Intensity Training get the new Super High Intensity Training Honorary Education And Development AWARD

S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D AWARD...

Bunch of octopus'

2008-02-04T21:18:00.001+08:00

FINE FINE I SCREWED A MATHS LA!!!!!

Anyway, i think the school's crazy, $200 dollars worth of tickets is absurd! How am i going to sell all? T.T

Plus, we wont get reimbursed unless we earn $6000! WTF?! That's like selling 4000 donuts for 2 for $3! ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!! Either the school is too stupid or realliiiii slimy...

P.S i recommend this book: Tales of Saffy and Amanda. It's actually 2 books and both absolutely HILARIOUS to the core. i didn't laugh so much in my life. It's written by local writer Jason Hahn and i really recommend this to anyone looking for some stress relief(who isn't?) and doesn't mind a bit of harmless dirty jokes. You should be able to find both at any major bookstore (that of couse excludes popular)

Toodles...CNY better get it's ass here fast or else....

Migration is at hand~

2008-02-03T18:02:00.000+08:00

Wheeee! i lurveeeee the weather! It's nice and chilly! No, i'm not cold blooded -_-
But colder weather now probably means hotter weather later too ): Dang. Remind me to book my ticket to the the artic asap.

Escape plan~

2008-02-03T09:19:00.000+08:00

Yesterday went to PP to pick up CNY stuff, i think i blew all my future angpao money, haha, can't resist the power of books. Books to me are a gateway to a whole new world where you can just immerse yourself in it. It gives us a sense of excitement and thrill to experience something you just can't get from our normal and mundane world. Especially since i'm a fantasy fan, the imagination just runs wild flipping through pages of perilous quests, sorcery, and mythical creatures. If you are a fantasy fan too, care to exchange books with me? =D

If you are interested in fantasy book s but dont know what to get, i recommend David Eddings' The Belgariad and Mallorean series as starters or The Dragonlance series by Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis as starters!

Happy Reading!(:

The tempo of life~

2008-02-01T18:20:00.000+08:00

The human being is truly the most complex being on earth. Sometimes, emotions fluctuate faster and wilder than the US stock market. Sigh, these days are a mystery, i always seem to get angry at the slightest thing and spend a lot of time trying to suppress that anger and the worst thing is, i don't want to hurt the people around me. One day, i'm going to explode.

On a happier note, i definitely screwed my physics and my mum should be baking brownies! YAY

i love weekends.

Toodles...

oops..

2008-01-28T19:38:00.000+08:00

Look Familiar?! I think so too! ;D

YiFan, don't kill me also! it's nice la!

P.S: Guess who's not friending no.25 for calling me a ball ;D

Millions of unheard cries~

2008-01-25T22:12:00.000+08:00

After meeting Dava today, looks like my chances of going to NUS is about next to zilch, who have thought the other applicants could bloody write so well? Screw them la....

The load of homework isn't getting any lighter as well... especially maths, someone ask TLH not to go so fast la, who is so stupid enough to hold a competition between their own classes...

Screw the irony of life...

Blerghs...

The Bleeding Rose~

2008-01-24T19:07:00.000+08:00

Hi all! I've decided to revive this blog. I'll try to update as often as possible! Do leave me tags ok?

Bon Voyage, matey!~

2007-11-24T00:09:00.000+08:00

Hi all, sorry for not updating... next week i'll be gone for holiday(to bangkok onli la, we're not well off) i'll be back on the fourth. tell me if you want anything ok?

Adieu(:

2007-11-05T22:53:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, on the 4th of november, i was in town. I was there for church in which afterwards i and my mum lingered for awhile. I was shocked to see that christmas decorations were already being put up. It is BARELY the start of november, yet, shopping centers are already hauling up cartons and cartons of baubles and wreaths and trees and whatnot.
Last week, i went down to geylang for dinner with family, in the car, i passed by rows and rows of shops, whose shopowners had eagerly put up banners reading in bold "X'MAS DECORATIONS 50% OFF STOREWIDE" with an almost palpable haze of feverish anticipation hanging over them like BO.
I was absolutely disgusted with what i saw, what happened to the good olde times? Has no one ever heard of the merry season? What ever happened to times where christmas was when families decorated their modest trees with just candles, real trees mind you, home made presents made with love stacked neatly under the tree. Where they had feasts of roasted meat and christmas puddings where they would bite into coins of the were lucky enough to get them in their slice. Where children would spend hours and hours of fun custom making their own cookies to put near the tree for santa to eat. Where families would huddle together in front of the fireplace drinking hot cocoa and watching the embers die down in total peace and serenity? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THESE?
Now, chirstmas trees are plastic, 7 feet tall and decorated with oversized neon baubles, strings and strings of electric lights which gives off so much bloody heat that it threatens to melt the whole tree into a sodden heap. Huge store bought presents piled and stretching beyond the tree, the pile would even be bigger than the tree itself. To think families would go to have SUSHI for christmas dinners?! Where children couldn't be bothered with anything else but their stupid presents. Where parents would spend the whole day gabbing on the phone with their god-damned clients and punching furiously on their laptops to reply endless amounts of emails!
The world today is getting too sadistic... before long they would start to sell valentine chocolates in october... what a mine numbing thought.

P.S: I always pay my debts, soon it'll be down to you all and i can't wait...

The line~

2007-10-23T17:09:00.000+08:00

Since exams have ended, things have been pretty much mundane, so i've decided to become a food reviewer! Do not proceed with a empty stomach! Let's not drool all over your precious keyboard...

Recently, my mum brought me and my brother to this buffet restaurant called The Line. It is located at the Shangri-la Singapore. At first, i was a little apprehensive, was it going to be just like other normal buffets? With limited spread, overly starchy soup, crusty dry hard bread, overly salted meat, pieces of unnamed mystery cake and syrup laden desserts? Oh boy, was i wrong... wait till you see....

The variety was mind boggling, the place was so jam packed, my mum had to book 2 weeks in advance?! I think i didn't make it through even half of the buffet before my tummy felt like it was going to burst.

SO little waiters? Service was impeccable, prompt, fast despite the restaurant being packed.

Very chic design. The white and orange colours of the restaurant go very well together, plus, I like the restaurant because it is surrounded by lush green foilage and this makes the lunching experience all the more enjoyable when you are seated next to the window which presents you with your little oasis.

It was just mind-boggling because every corner you turned, there was another spread waiting you.
Indian food like curry and tandori, chinese food like dim sum and stir-fried items, japanese food like sushi and sashimi, cold appeitisers, fresh seafood (the freshest prawns, oysters, crabs and scallops!), desserts (crazy load of desserts awaiting me including a one metre high fondue fountain!) and western food such as baked chicken, lasagne, pasta, pizza...

More and more food! o:

OMG, can u count the amount? Its a buffet on its own la... I went wild here. There were mousse desserts, cakes, pastries, (even macaroons!), and kuehs! Unfortunately, I didn't get to try every item!

A close up! Aren't you all drooling now? slurrpppp

They even got an ice-cream booth! It comes with a whole load of variety of sweets! Just to decorate your ice cream concoction! Plus, they change their flavours everyday...

SOOOOOOOO many toppings!~

Okay, that's it! More coming up next time...

PS: Nice food doesn't come cheap, it costs at least $50 per person....happy saving...

Fuming...

2007-10-18T13:57:00.000+08:00

Dylan goh,

Little did i know how cowardly you are, to think that you do not have the bloody guts to admit what you've done. You couldn't stand up for yourself, you had to bring your mum and perhaps your auntie out to shield you? How more pathetic can u get?

I was so infuriated by your insolence that i was truly speechless. We even came to ask you nicely with utmost courtesy, we could've slandered and slaughtered you right on the spot. Instead of giving us the courtesy back, you threw your bag on the floor and demanded us to check it, what do u take us for? Your *ucking servants?

You even had the Audacity to scold us *astards right in front of your mother! Do u even know what that word means? If it wasn't for your mum over there i would've ripped your throat out there and then. And, did your mum ever taught you what respect is? I'm sure she has, but little does she know, her fat ass of a son doesn't comprehend the simple concept of basic etiquette.

I really feel sad for your mum, even though she couldn't tell who was right or wrong, she defended you all the way. You should feel downright ashamed of yourself on how you are repaying her. She took so much effort to raise you up to be a gentleman and little does she know, her son turns out to be a supercilious, truculent pedophile.

What's more, if you weren't guilty, why did you act so angrily? Why did you walk off so fast at the end of school? Even a 2 year old could've seen right through it.

I can safely assure you BabiJI, that this matter hasn't drawn to a close, i will not let it rest till i see that you deserve what you get. Afterall, in this modern society the Law is merciless, cruel and harsh and so am I.

Despaired, Desperate, Dejected

2007-10-16T19:05:00.001+08:00

Results were out.
English, though compre wasn't too badly done, compo was a dismal failure, i expected myself to achieve much higher marks than what i got. Screw Dava.
Geog, again, was counting on this to really pull me up like siao, then only get 80, sigh, what am i to do?
Chinese, i really dont want to talk about this.
Maths was the ultimate failure, until now, i'm still hoping this is just a horrible dream i've yet to wake up from. God knows how hard i'm praying my earlier tests and exams will pull me up to at least a 70 for avg.
Tomoros subjects are the ones which i am also hoping and praying very hard that they are the ones which i really excel in.
If i dont score, then, so much for scaling to greater heights and becoming a lawyer.
As well as so much for my future i have meticulously and nicely planned.
Sob.

A little encouragement

2007-10-14T11:53:00.000+08:00

Here is a quote i found:

Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate,
Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure,
We ask ourselves, Who are we to be brilliant, fabulous, talented and gorgeous?
Actually, Who are you not to be?

So, if our EOY results come back and they are not what we wanted, then don't tell yourself that you are weak, in fact you are too powerful for the academic system to handle you (:

cooled...

2007-10-12T18:13:00.000+08:00

The matter has come to an end, let's not pursue it any further and let us continue with life. Plus, i have added some music, no more cheenah CO music but something from LSO and Tokyo Kosei after that...enjoy

Tuesday Blues...

2007-10-09T17:40:00.000+08:00

I'm back after grueling exams. Science was an absolute disaster, maths paper 1 has gotten me freaked out and i'm trying my best to push chinese out of my mind.So this is my expected take on the results for these tests.

Maths- dead
Science- Deader
Chinese- DEADEST

so ultimately, it'll be:

Good luck to me... and bye bye 8PC...

And a note to our dearest Discipline Master:
Please, please get yourself an english tutor, your conduct of the world's most spoken language is extremely appalling. The whole time that you were giving that absoulutely fascinating speech i couldn't stop squirming in my seat and i was on the edge of bursting out in laughter. All i could do to stop myself from going delirious was to bite my lip. And in future, come prepared and know what to say, DON'T repeat what you have said a million times over on the pretext of emphasizing your point while the sad little truth is you have nothing better to say. So i suggest next time, you shut your stupid little mouth...

away!~

2007-09-27T15:59:00.001+08:00

GONE SHOPPING!~ WON'T BE BACK TILL FURTHER NOTICE!!!

O.o

2007-09-24T22:03:00.000+08:00

hey, trying to rush here, still got english to study, okay, i got I new skin!!!! and posted up some so songs as well. Enjoy!

Your turn...

2007-09-20T22:04:00.000+08:00

You Belong in Milan

Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists!
Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Bring me there anyday man.
Life is really a cruel game of murky politics. We are divided into many different contending parties. The competition is ferocious, everyone is vying for the coveted spot with the "wining" party and one must be cunning, trying to catch the opponent unawares and kick him out of the ring before he knew what hit him and at the same time keeping and eye out for any one sneaking up on them. and at the end of the day? what do u get? Superficial friends plus a heightened sense of paranoia? i don't think it's worth it. True friends are so hard to find these days. they are truly diamonds embedded deep down. However, i think i can safely assure that i have found mine. Plus, for an extra bonus, i have "quit" politics, and will enjoy watching those fools kill each other with undisguised glee.

Damn it

2007-09-18T22:48:00.000+08:00

You Are 76% Perfectionist

You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others.
While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high!

Are You a Perfectionist?

Yes, i am one and i'm not ashamed of it.
i'm feeling numb. Numb from all the daggers wrenched into my back and twisted into my spine. Numb from all the hurtful remarks and the malicious whisperings you thought i never knew.
i'm also feeling dumbstruck. To think that i actually handed my trust over to you so readily. I feel like a 5-year old whose lollipop got swipe right out from his mouth without knowing it.
i'm constantly blaming myself for being so stupid, so foolish, so naive, so bloody damn insane for letting myself get tricked by your amateur acts. Why didn't i see this coming? Was i blinded by the fact that i finally found someone whom i could completely trust? i bet i couldn't even see a house flying straight towards me.
When the others turned, i counted on the fact that you would remain, little did i know that you were the one who cajoled them to do so in the first place. My, my, how dumb could i possibly get?
Others see you as the perfect one, so popular, so smart. little do they know that deep down your mangy little soul, all you have is a dirty blackened out minute heart.
i would just like to say if you are ever reading this, that one day, one day, you would get your just desserts, and i will personally be the one who would serve you. i look forward to that.

Salty Sunday

2007-09-16T22:57:00.000+08:00

Your Gemstone is Amber

Creative, happy, and logical.
You shine in any intellectual endeavor

What Gemstone Are You?

Heh, nothing better to do.
Yesterday, went to this italian restaurant called Prego.(Yes, the pasta sauce, Prego) with my mum and my aunt's family. The food was so-so for such a high-end place. the pizza was overloaded with salt and my Grilled Seabass was so tiny that i almost had to use the magnifying glass to locate it. in the end the bill came up to a whooping $244 dollars. not so whoop for a load of pretentious food. went back feeling immensely unsatisfied.
Today i went to this restaurant called Kopitiam( not the foodcourt) and it serves local singaporean food. and let me tell you, the prices are not so local. one cup of teh of kopi costs $5. No kidding. 2 pieces of goreng pisang cost $8 and chicken rice costs $17! my goodness. it was just another place to cheat foreigners of the money. nearly wanted to laugh out loud in disgust when i saw the menu.
Dang, tomoro got performance. wish us some luck cos boy, we so need it. Toodles.

Meet Act-Seh-Tan

2007-09-14T23:00:00.000+08:00

You Are a Sprinkled Donut

Flamboyant and flashy, you're easily distracted by shiny things.
You're definitely a snazzy number, and you usually catch everyone's eye in the room.
And you've got the goods to back it up your colorful image.
(Though too much of you gives people a stomach ache!)

What Donut Are You?

okay, i'm a sprinkled donut. how very interesting. anyway at least i'm colorful.
hehheh. today treated alfie, ryan and clarisse to munchies (: it was just sedap! yum. satisfied ppl? i actually like the coffee one best. anyway. today we invented brands for ourselves i'm either hallmarc(hallmark) or actsehtan(isetan), alfie is alfie romeo(alfa romeo) ryan is ferryan(ferrari) darren is darren karen new york(DKNY) jeremiah is hairy winston (harry winston) and dylan is dylan's secret.(like he has any, please).

we also gave a few make overs like louis vuitton becomes louis Puitton. and hugo boss becomes hugo bust. that was just a blast.

we also had bloody rehearsals which took up so much bloody time becase we started so bloody late as ly took up so much bloody time (no offense). our acting was bloody so-so and so many bloody people refused to bloody cooperate. in the end it was one bloody massacre. bloody good luck to us on bloody monday.

hey(:

2007-09-12T21:52:00.000+08:00

You Are a Frappacino

At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern

At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent

You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet

Your caffeine addiction level: low

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

wahaha i'm a frappacino. i always get mocha frappe when i go starbucks!

okay i'm gonna try do the quiz on ryan's blog

List out the top 5 presents you wish for:
- a dinner reservation with top restaurant in the world El Bulli, in spain. I'll probably have to wait 3 years for it though.
- a tour of the world on my own airbus A380. Like i have the $$$ to get an airbus, what the heck, i'll go steal the plane from SIA.
- A Hermes birkin and a pair of jimmy choo's for my mum. (i'll probably parade in them first. who gives a damn, it's not everyday u get to carry a $10000 bag)
- A manhattan styled penthouse. i just can't bear to live alone in a private house. that's disgusting.
- 8pc at least. so i can pay for the above. lol.

How do you think people around you will feel about you?
can be LOUD.
moderately good in studies especially in EL and geog

The characteristic(s) you love of yourself is /are:
having a smart mouth
can be LOUD

On the contrary. the characteristic (s) you hate of yourself is/ are:
can be LOUD
speaks chinese worse than George Bush

The most ideal person you want to be is:
Coco Chanel!
(the perfect image of style)

For people that like and care for you, say something to them:
Thanks for being there for me!

Pass this quiz to 10 people :)
1.ryan
2.huanwoon
3.darren
4.clarisse
5.alfie
6.shiyun
7.dylan
8.adeline
9.jeremiah
10.weeshan

Who is No. 6 having a relationship with?
shiyun??? i dont know..does she still have the hots for Zi Yang? O.o

Is No. 9 a female or male?
jeremiah? i can't really tell..he's hidden under all that hair all the time! perhaps someone should use a lawn mower to mow away his hair then we can tell.

If No. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
wahaha..that would be interesting. Nah..weeshan would reject him on the spot. she only has eyes for. hem hem...

How about No. 8 and 5?
nonono..we are crossing onto dangerous grounds around here. If adeline makes a move
, i can imagine clarisse standing over alfie with a sign saying " HANDS OFF PRIVATE PROPERTY! TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED!"

What is No.2 studying about?
eh? woony? 101 ways on how to kill a tortoise?

When was the last time you had a chat with No. 3?
darren? earlier in the day.

What kind of music band does No. 8 like?
liney? i think she prefers a chinese band to a english one. How typically chee nah

Does No. 1 has any siblings?
Ryan? A sister and a brother right?

Will you woo No. 3?
noNoNO!!!!!!!! i'm not a homo pls...

How about No. 7?
You have GOT to be kidding me, excuse me while i go hurl the entire contents of my dinner into the toilet bowl.

Is No. 4 single?
obviously not, Didn't i mention the sign??? get the message people.

the surname of No. 5?
Ng..oops..i meant lim

What's the name of No. 10?
full name: Hentai Tay Weeshan. just kidding (:

What's the hobby of No. 4?
eh.. talking on msn i guess..

Do No.5 and 9 get along well?
quite well i guess. But appearances can be deceiving. they holler at each other in class louder than one's ear can take it.

Where is No. 2 studying at?
CCHMS.

something casually about No. 1?
Boscombe anyone? anyway, he's saxy..lol as in he plays the saxaphone if u didn't get my drift.

Have you tried developing feelings for No. 8?
er..no.. i don't really know her.

where does No. 9 live at?
Mandai zoo. Just kidding! he lives in Tiong Bahru.

What colour does No. 4 likes?
er.. pink? warrghh.. i dont know.sorry!

Are No. 5 and 1 best friends?
yup yup yup... couldn't be any better.

Does No. 7 likes No. 2?
ROFL..i'd like to see him try. she'll probably run at Mach 2 to get away from him.

How did you get to know No. 2?
we're classmates.

Does No. 1 have any pets?
2 cute little hamsters. (:

Is No. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
wahahahahahahaha... yesssssssss..he should model with Heidi Klum for victoria's secret lingerie! just kidding.

okay. that's it folks i wanna sleeppppp know. bye!

Hey~

2007-09-06T22:21:00.000+08:00

hi all, decided to create this blog cos of concoction of a dreary thursday night plus the boring after effects of struggling through god-damned chinese so i'll try to update as much as i can and do tag more often :)

here is a questionnaire i found somewhere

A - Age: still 14.damn it

B - Best friend: Leroy. Hands down

C - Chore you hate: cleaning my room.do it only 3x a year. (new year and after every major exam)

D - Day job: victim of this elitist education system

E - Education: crummy secondary

F - Fave food: i'm generally not fussy, but homecooked food anytime.

G - Girlfriend: single and loving it.

H - Heartland: Candy empire at Millenia Walk

I - I LOVE YOU: are you rich?

J - Jesus: is my rock

K - Kids: Hate...Hate...Hate them..someone just shut them up when they start whining

L - Life: is like a bus.pple come and pple go

M - Music: will never die

N - Number of people you've slept with: you kidding me?

O - one night stand: see above.

P - Phobia: snakes. my one and only

Q - Quote(s) you like: idiots never die out

T - Time you wake up?: 10 on weekends

U - Unique habit: i cannot function without reading the papers in the morn.must read LIFE,asia,home then the main part in that order.must!

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: bittergourd.i rather die

W - windows or mac? Mac! i'd love to get the macbook Pro

X - X-rays you've had: my ankle, my hand

Y - Yours truly adorably: see G

Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini